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Tim Tebow doesnt break wind…….thats the air crapping all over itself trying to get out of Tebow’s way..
Killing Tim Tebow doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.
Tim Tebow doesn’t do pushups, he pushes the earth down.
Tim Tebow’s tears cure cancer, to bad he’s never cried.
If Tim Tebow was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.
If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Tim Tebow spared your life.
Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Tim Tebow says its beef. Then you better believe it’s beef.
When Tebow reads this blog, he bows down to the computer.
As Superman has a weakness, Tim Tebow has a weakness: PESTROGEN
Tim Tebow doesnt break wind…….thats the air crapping all over itself trying to get out of Tebow’s way..
Killing Tim Tebow doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.
Tim Tebow doesn’t do pushups, he pushes the earth down.
Tim Tebow’s tears cure cancer, to bad he’s never cried.
If Tim Tebow was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.
If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Tim Tebow spared your life.
Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Tim Tebow says its beef. Then you better believe it’s beef.
When Tebow reads this blog, he bows down to the computer.
As Superman has a weakness, Tim Tebow has a weakness: PESTROGEN
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